Craziest Celebrity Pets: Justin Biebers Monkey, Kris Jenners Chimp & More

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Browse our gallery of ridiculous celebrity pets, from Justin Biebers Illegal Monkey to the Kardashians legal yet somehow offensive chimpanzee.

Fact of life: Celebrities can get away with being weirder than everyday humans. Theyre allowed to give their kids weird names like Rocket and Jermajesty, and apparently, theyre also allowed to have super-weird pets without anyone batting an eye.HollywoodLife.comrounded up some of the strangest animal adoptions in Hollyweird, and we want to know which one you think is most outrageous.

Justin Biebers Monkey, OG Mally

The story ofJustin Biebers illegal capuchin monkey,OG Mally, has been told more times than I can even count but its so ridiculous, I cant help but tell it one more time. The little guy was a 19th birthday gift from rapperJamal Mally Mall Rashid, and Justin was really excited to receive him. Sadly, he wasnt excitedenoughto fill out any of the necessary paperwork to legalize him, so lil OG was detained in Germany while Justin was on tour. They say that on a really peaceful night in Germany, you can still hear the faint sounds of OG whispering to his neglectful owner: Baby baby baby oh

The Kardashians Chimpanzee, Suzy

Like most of the Kardashians pets R.I.P., Mercy! this chimpanzee, known asSuzy, didnt stay with the family for long. It was a gift forKris Jenner, who apparently said she wanted one in 2009, but quickly realized what a pain in the ass taking care of a chimp can really be. And in true Kardashian fashion, Suzy managed to stir up controversy in the short time she spent with the famous family.Kim Kardashiancame under fire for posting pictures of the family with Suzy justdaysafter a woman in Stamford, Conn., was famously mauled by her best friends chimp, prompting her to release one of her trademarked apologies. (Stay klassy, Kardashians.)

Tori Spellings Goats, Including Totes McGoat

Honestly,Tori Spellingcould kill my entire family and Id still love her for this one very simple reason: She and husbandDean McDermotthave a pet goat that theyactuallynamedTotes McGoat! Seriously, take a minute to process that. The couple also adopted a second goat, featured on their Oxygen seriesTori & Dean: Something Something, and while it didnt have an equally epic name, it was just as adorable as good ol Totesy.

Paris Hiltons Kinkajou, Baby Luv

I wont even pretend like this one isnt completely stupid. There was a brief time in 2006 whenParis Hiltonowned a kinkajou referred to in certain scientific circles as a honey bear which she calledBaby Luv. Presumably because she assigned it the same name a clueless middle schooler might assi! gn hersel! f an AIM screen name, Baby Luv sank its little baby teeth into Paris one morning, resulting in the heiress having to go to the emergency room for atetanusshot. Ah, the simple life.

Hugh Hefners Peacock

As if it wasnt weird enough thatHugh Hefnerhoards dozens of women at his mansion and refers to them as Bunnies, thePlayboymogul also boasts an exoticmenagerieof pets that roam his Los Angeles estate. The mostextravagant and, obviously, my favorite is the Playboy Peacock. Sometimes I just lay in bed at night, wondering what the peacock is doing at that very moment. The answer I usually settle on is simply being sexy, and then I pass out from thinking too hard.