Justin Bieber wants justice in baby case

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND - NOVEMBER 06: Singer Justin Bieber receives the award for Best Male onstage during the MTV Europe Music Awards 2010 live show at at the Odyssey Arena on November 6, 2011 in Belfast, Northern Ireland. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images)

Updated: November 6, 2011 7:23PM

First we assured you that it seemed very unlikely Justin Bieber was the father of Mariah Yeaters 3-month-old baby.

Now we can tell you that not only is the pop superstar going to take a DNA test to prove it his high-profile posse of lawyers is also planning to file a huge lawsuit against Yeater, once Bieber has returned from the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast.

Its not that Justin or his attorneys expect to get a dime out of Yeater she doesnt really have any money its just to send a message to people who might think about trying to pull a stunt like this on a famous celebrity in the future, said a close Bieber buddy Sunday.

Meanwhile, dont believe those stories that Selena Gomez dumped Bieber over that alleged baby-fathering tale.

The couple still are very much together, but Gomez reportedly was extremely upset about all the Bieber Baby headlines again learning first-hand how the fame game can bring a lot of ugly baggage along with it.

LOOSE ENDS: Even though Kim Kardashians sudden flight to Minneapolis this past weekend included a meeting with her estranged husband, Kris Humphries, and the pastor who married them less than three months ago, dont look for a reconciliation.

According to someone extremely close to the! Kardash ian clan, Kims intent was to bring an amicable conclusion to this mess and convince Humphries to keep mum about the couples 72-day marriage.

While the Kardashian-crafted pre-nuptial agreement technically nets her NBA player hubby nothing if they were married less than five years its said Kim will pay Kris a substantial chunk of change to prevent any future tell-all magazine stories or book deals he might be offered.

MEL MAKES MOVE: Hollywood gossips are whispering about the strong similarity at least physically between Mel Gibsons new galpal, Alphas star Azita Ghanizada, and his long-estranged ex, Oksana Grigorieva, with whom hes fought over money and custody rights regarding their daughter, Lucia.

As reported by TMZ and others, Gibson and Ghanizada have been spotted sharing a few romantic dinners in Tinseltown and exhibiting a lot of PDA.

Ghanizada, 31, is a native of Afghanistan and, during some of their serious moments, has been overheard briefing Gibson on her take on the war and political realities in her native land.

LOCAL LIGHTS: Congrats to Chicago comedians and writers Tim Robinson, Mark Raterman and Andy Miara tapped by Comedy Central to develop My Mans, a show starring Robinson and Raterman as two best pals, with one always getting into tough scrapes but getting bailed out by the other.

Deadline.com reports the project will offer a twist on sketch comedy as it weaves in and out of stand-along sketches.

The road to Comedy Central started at the 2010 New York TV Festival, where Robinson, Raterman and Miara showcased a proposed pilot. That approach mirrors Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which ended up on FX.

Robinson, Raterman and Miara are members of the Chicago improv troupe Cook County Social Club.

SEEN ON THE SCENE: Sports fans enjoyed spying Bulls Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen and the Bears Lance B! riggs plus ex-Bear Jerry Azumah at Hub 51. Recent sightings at Paris Club have included White House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett, the Miami Heats Juwan Howard and top golfer Luke Donald. David Schwimmer ran into a bunch of friends at RL during a recent quiet dinner. When she can swing it, Rosie ODonnell loves long, leisurely lunches like the one at Market the other day, munching on crab cakes and hummus. Joes Stone Crab certainly draws an eclectic crowd, with recent sightings including Sarah, Duchess of York; ex-state Sen. Howard Carroll; Hawks head coach Tom Thibodeau; Devin Hester, Johnny Knox and funnyman Bob Saget. Bill Kurtis was spied breakfasting at Eatt. By the way, Monday is officially Bill Kurtis and Donna LaPietra Day in Chicago proclaimed by Mayor Emanuel to honor the veteran broadcaster and his longtime professional and personal partner for their immeasurable contributions to the arts and our city part of the Chicago Human Rhythm Projects annual Jubalee event.

MAKIN MUSIC: Cabaret favorite Joan Curto will bring her new show aptly named This Is New back to Davenports in Wicker Park for a gig Thursday through Saturday, featuring songs ranging from Leonard Cohen to Hoagy Carmichael.